And the really odd thing is that these guys who have had little or no exposure to the tired codes of gay porn are making it feel, in their joshing, horsing around, try-anything, decidedly non-jaded way, like my first time with a guy. It’s my first time in porn, my first time with two paratroopers, straight or otherwise. “You mean it gets bigger dude?” asks Jason, with a forgiving wink and a smile, proving, to my mind at least, that he most definitely isn’t gay.
“I’m sorry about this lads” I say, gesturing to my semi, “I’m a bit nervous”. And they’re much more ‘up’ for this than I am. I am on a bed wedged between not one but two naked fit cute, and ostensibly straight American soldiers in their early twenties – “Jason” and “Carl” – who are being very friendly indeed. But then, this is a rather odd situation. It’s an odd question for me to be asked by a straight paratrooper who is trying to fluff me. “Is this your first time with a guy?” asks Jason solicitously in his Tennessee burr. (Uncircumcised, uncensored version of exclusive which appeared in Details, April 2006 ) Mark Simpson bravely gets to the bottom of the US Army’s gay porn scandal
